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Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Who's Doing What?

December 19, 2011 Unconstitutionally Appointed,  City Council Workshop.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Anyone notice who's in the group of the "new and approved" volunteers?

Rockstar Jeff, I'm-suing-the-City-for-making-me-quit Pricher.

Shawn I-don't-even-want-to-live-here Parrish.

Megan We're-not-safe-without-our-rockstar-to-check-the-oil Webb.

What a loyal and trustworthy batch. I'm so thrilled, I can hardly wait until the next time one of these devotion yo-yo's decide they can't hack it without a security blanket - again!

Panic Button said...

Next on the agenda:
Get rid of Zerfing and any new volunteers with a backbone. Placating the non-responders is Lance's only hope of being ELECTED mayor. Expect more (fat and lazy) ass kissing.

It seems kinda fitting that the supporters get some hands on experience with the "I'll be in the air-conditioned cab of the Fire Truck if you need something" rescue corps. I guess Well's is gonna earn that $2500.00 a month. I sure wouldn't want to be in his boots.

I give this new arrangement a Vote of No Confidence and do hereby appoint myself Captain Pubah of the Non-Responders with all the power and authority I see fit to claim. I have ordered a dress blue uniform with stars and bars so others can recognize my power and awesomeness, let me know when it arrives. Also, don't bother with a budget, I'll spend what I see fit.

By the way, I have a couple of real nice chainsaws for sale. I need to pay off some Christmas bills. I'll make someone a heck of a deal.

Panic Button said...

If you want a good chuckle, read the last post on the previous page. Kirby must have loaned this guy his long range honesty detector. Can you tell how honest is the Canadian government is Carson, or does that thing only work in Oregon?